He and his talks...

I realised I had not been posting a lot of things, the funny things, that Anirudh keeps saying off and on. And so many times I literally have to hold my laughter in front of him and there are times when I just can't. And the worst part? I don't remember much of them now :P

Few of his talks that I DO remember are:

Incident 1:
On Sunday he was playing with his Dino that he got from his Shravan Mama on his birthday, which growls and roars like the dinosaurs while swaying its tail and head while walking forwards, and he let it run over the set of my wooden coasters lying on top of the table and thereby knocking them all off to the ground. They fell with such an impact that one of them chipped off. I got angry at him and when I showed him what damage he has done, instead of feeling sorry he tells me "Aap aisee cheez kyun laatey ho main tod deta hoon?" (Why do you get things that I can break?) I had nothing to say after hearing this because as you all know he never faults!

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Incident 2:
We both were playing together making various kinds of animal noises. From a pig to a horse to a dog to a cat to a bird to a snake. You name it and were doing it irrespective of the fact that for quite a few animals we were not even near to their actual sounds. Soon after I became a lion, I roared and said "Main tumhe kha jayunga!". He immediately makes such an innocent face and tells me "Arre yeh to main hoon..aapka chhonu!" :D

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Incident 3:
He has this very funny habit of trying to smell the aromas (and the not so good ones too) and goes sniffing the air with his nose twitching. Depending on how he likes it or not, he will say "Yeh to gandi khushboo hai!" or "Yeh to achhi Khushboo hai!" We always have such a laugh when he will say "Gandi khusboo". We have tried to tell him so many times that its "budboo" and not "khushboo" but to no avail. We have stopped trying now.

Its so amusing to see him go sniffing into the kitchen when he can smell something nice cooking in there and he will try to guess the dish by its aroma. One day he will say "mujhe rajma ki khusbo aa rahi hai!" or "Mujhe pasta ki khusboo aa rahi hai!". But the funniest part is when he smells something bad, he will keep sniffing it, screwing his nose and say "Ay chhi!"

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Incident 4:
Today morning hubby was brushing up his teeth and he was being fidgety. I was in the kitchen and they were out of my purview but I could make out from their conversations that he was not being easy. A while later I could hear him going 'ouch' a couple of times and then he says "Main 'ouch-ouch' kar raha hoon aur aap fir bhi karte ja rahe ho. Aap ruko aur mujhse poocho to ki kya hua?"

He never faults!

You bet! He never does!

Today morning when we were driving towards his school, I noticed that he had forgotten his cap. When I brought that to his notice, he ran his hand over his head and said "O-Oh!"

Then he proceeded to tell me "Aapne galti kari na?" (you did a mistake). I then told him that he should take care of his things. And should not forget like this. It was his cap and not Mumma's. So if its any body's fault, its his. And I told him that its not a fault but he should just remember his things. He said OK and I thought mater was closed. But again I thought too early.

He then told me very calmly that "aapkp mujhe yaad karana chahiye tha na, Betu, topi pahen lo!" "Isliye aapki galti huyee na?" (you should have reminded me that betu, wear your cap. So it was you who faulted, right?)

And I again was left with nothing to say. As always! Sigh...

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He never faults!

Right now we are sitting at Betu's homeopath. As we were waiting, Betu asked me if I have got the doctors paper. He meant the prescription. :)

When I told him that I have it in my bag, he wanted to hold it. And I gave it to him without a second thought.

He kept unfolding and folding it and a little while later he tore it a little during all this. When I told him that doctor uncle will now scold him he became ast with the most upset looking expression with head drooping down a little. And I was thinking that he has understood that he has done something wrong and is feeling sorry.

But I was so wrong! A minute later he tells me "Doctor uncle aapko daantenge" (doctor uncle wll scold you). When I asked him why, he tells me "Aapne mujhe paper diya tha na, isliye aapki galti hai" (Since you gave me the paper, its your fault) "Aapko paper nahi dena chahiye tha na mujhe" (you shouldn't have given me the paper).


Rolling my eyes...

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